Most Irritating Questions People Usually Ask
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try it another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Tariq: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Tariq: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
At The Toilets:
People: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: Oh, I was looking for some pizza. Do you know where I can find one?
Caller: Sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Nah! I was doing research whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you fool?
Tariq : I live in this world..
A: i mean where are you from?
T: from your heart
A: do you really scatty?
T: yes i am scatty and i forgot money that you have given me
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: Students, you have forty minutes to write an essay on a soccer match.
Richard: (After two minutes) Here’s my paper, sir.
Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?
Richard: Match called off due to rain.
Most Stupid Answers Let’s Laugh Together
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try it another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Tariq: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Tariq: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Tariq: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
At The Toilets:
People: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: Oh, I was looking for some pizza. Do you know where I can find one?
Teacher: How do you spell “monkey”?
Student: M-O-N-K-I.
Teacher: You are wrong! The dictionary spells it M-O-N-K-E-Y.
Student: But, you asked me how “I” spell it, sir!
When Woken Up At Midnight By A Call:Student: M-O-N-K-I.
Teacher: You are wrong! The dictionary spells it M-O-N-K-E-Y.
Student: But, you asked me how “I” spell it, sir!
Caller: Sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Nah! I was doing research whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you fool?
Teacher: When were the first and second World Wars fought?
Student: I don’t know about the first, but the Second World War was fought after the first
Student: I don’t know about the first, but the Second World War was fought after the first
A : Tell me your name ?
B: name
A: you have not understood my question,may i know your name?
B: name
A: what is your name ?do you know english?
B: Yes i know english My is name “NAME” do you have any problem Written By Tariq
Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.
Son: No Dad, I think I’ll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don’t joke with me.
Son: Who started the joke?
A: Where do you live mr TariqSon: No Dad, I think I’ll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don’t joke with me.
Son: Who started the joke?
Tariq : I live in this world..
A: i mean where are you from?
T: from your heart
A: do you really scatty?
T: yes i am scatty and i forgot money that you have given me
Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
Teacher: Students, you have forty minutes to write an essay on a soccer match.
Richard: (After two minutes) Here’s my paper, sir.
Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?
Richard: Match called off due to rain.
Golden Words Smile And Laugh
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
Count your age by friends not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears
Be happy ---- not because every- thing is good but because you can see the good everything
The most important thing is to enjoy your life- to happy-it’s all that matters
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