Part One Funny conversation between doctor and patient about stomach pain

VISITING THE DOCTOR

written By Sister Jannat

STOMACH PAIN.

 Stomachache

Pait mein dard

Erick : Good morning doctor, may come in?

Erick :
Subha bakhair Doctor, kiya main ander a sakta ho

Doctor: Of course, please.

Ha yaqeenan

Please sit down

Baithien jaye

Erick :    Thank you
doctor.

Sukriya
doctor

Sukriya
tumhra doctor

Doctor:   ok, what is the
problem?

Doctor :
acha toh kiya masla hai?

Erick: Doctor, I have been not feeling well lately.

Erick
doctor , main acha mehsoos nehi kar raha

Doctor:    What have you been
feeling?

Doctor :
tum kiya mehsoos kar rahe ho

Tumhey
kiya ho raha

Erick:       I have
stomach pain.

Erick
mere pait mein dard hai

Doctor:   Do you have stomach
pain all the time?

Doctor:
kiya tumhrey pait mein har waqt dard rehta hai

Erick :      No, I don’t.
Only after having meals.

Nehi har
waqt nehi rahta bus sirf khana khaney ka baad hota hai

Doctor:   Does your stomach
make noises?

Doctor
kiya tumhrey pait mein sey awaz ati hai

Kiya
tumhrey pait mein ghor ghor hoti hai

Erick:       Yes doctor,
especially in the nights.

Erick: ha
doctor , ziyda tar/ khas tor per raat mein

Doctor:   Let me examine you,
please

Doctor :
majhey dhkeney dijiye

After five minutes:

Erick:       Is it very
serious doctor?

Erick:
kiya kio serious masla hai doctor

Doctor:   No, I think you have
parasites, take these

                pills every
twelve hours and come back in

                 two weeks.
Here you have the prescription.        

Doctor:
nehi mere khayal sey  tumhre pait mein
kithrey hai yeh dwai lo har 12 gantey mein aur do haftey mein majhey dhekao

Yeh
loo  nuksa

          

Erick:    Doctor, I have
another problem too.

Erick :
doctor,  majhey aik bhi masla hai

Doctor:  What is the matter?

Doctor
masla kiya hai?

Erick:     I see green
elephants everywhere

Erick
majhey har taraf sabs hathi dhektey hai.

Doctor: And have you seen a psychologist?

Doctor
aur kiya app ney kabhi schologist ko dhekaya hai

Erick:     Not for the
moment. Only elephants.

Erick ab
tak nehi sirf elephants ko dheka/dhakaya hai

GOLDEN WORDS:   

Every time you eat or drink you are either feeding disease

Or fighting it.