nice jokes‏

nice jokes‏

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions 

 

 

 

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? 
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. 
Customer : I bet you, it won't. 
Post Master : Why not? 
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. 

 

 

 

 

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. 

 

 

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a 
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher 
Studies 
Yaar...!!!

 

 

 

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki 
break 
fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

 
 
 
 

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess 
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. 

 

 

 

 

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. 

Regards,

 

 

~***Hira***~